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marleneandgypo
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Christmas in 'civvie street' this yearHow was yours?
Ours was about the worst so far in that we all went down like ninepins with an airbourne virus our grandson picked up from a&e and brought home on Christmas eve to ours.
So grandson Max, two and half (who has a serious heart condition) back up hospital and still there.
Then his mummy and daddy (our son) got it.
Marlene got it.
Mother-in-law got it and is still in hospital.
Only me and our youngest didn't catch it..yet...
So Christmas deferred at ours.
All the best everyone
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paul croxson
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Ouch, that's rough for you.
It's funny but hearing othger peoples' problems somehow cvan lessen one's own.
Anyway, let's hope for a Happy New Year
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Mike Hudson
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Christmas in 'civvie street' this yearClivicus, I can only empathise as I had the dreaded bug. Christmas Dinner was two rounds of wholemeal toast followe by a visit shortly after.
Nobody else got it and I was treated like a leper. My youngest son (33) came from Leeds with his partner and her 3 year old lass. I had visions at one point of being banished to the garage but I wasn't that lucky.
Don't believe that it is a 3 day bug, if it is then I have it for the about the 6th time.
I hope the Harlow Hottie and all others are fully recovered and that 2008 proves to be a GOOD year. You can take off your Nurse's uniform now. Blue uniform with black pantyhose never did suit you but the stories I heard about your bed baths and colonic what nots can only be repeated on a different site.
Pharticus Incontinentus the Dribbler (from all ports) 
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marleneandgypo
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Re: Christmas in 'civvie street' this yearHi Mike
great to see you back, we have missed you. I am answering as Clive is still sparko in bed. He is trying to give up smoking so is attempting to sleep his way through the addiction to nicotine. He has a perscription for the patches but keeps forgettign to get it filled.
Sorry to hear that you too had the bug, it was a 'bummer' in more ways than one. Mind you, I went down two dress sizes and have kept it off so not all bad news then as I badly need to get more weight off.
You know 10 years ago I signed up with the police to earn an extra tenner to stand in an identity parade and I have NEVER been called. It would seem that Dawn French look-a-likes never seem to get into trouble!
Hope you, like us, are all recovered now and a Happy New Year is ahead of you and yours.
Marlene
| Mike Hudson wrote: | Clivicus, I can only empathise as I had the dreaded bug. Christmas Dinner was two rounds of wholemeal toast followe by a visit shortly after.
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Mike Hudson
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Christmas in 'civvie street' this yearClivicus, glad to hear that you have dropped two dress sizes, does this mean you have restarted your Lap/Pole dancing at the 'Harlow Harlots HotSpot'? I take it that the loss of size means less strain on the elastic and that your clentele find it easier to place the odd note in your Borat Mankini. Is Marlene still doing her 'Tassel Twirling' whilst gyrating a Hula Hoop?  
Unfortunately I have been forced to give up my Mr Blobby lookalike act, as I am more like him with a slow puncture. I reckon I lost about a stone and a half (don't do kilogrammes) but it went from everywhere but my belly, so now I look pregnant. There have been no stars in the sky, or Gyppos on Camels coming along the Hilderstone Level so I presume I am not 'Expectant', just a portly Git. I blame Shorep and Judd Goodwin, they led me (willingly) down the path of depravity and licentiousness.
Pharticus Incontinentous still Dribbling
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marleneandgypo
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Re: Christmas in 'civvie street' this yearHudson, don't get me going mate especially with herself now in this little twin 'computer bedded' computer room we now have. We are connected with a wireless (Home service!) so we can both me on at the same time thanks to our Christmas present from young Ben. Only bit of peace I now get is when she is getting my dinner or watching something called Everybody Loves Raymond and Extreme Makeover.
Mind you next year I can retire and since she is a fair bit younger than me Marlene can continue to go out working and keep me in the manner which I have become accustomed to since I left the army. Wine, women and song are all in the past now, well, maybe not the women....well one woman anyway! (she is watching bless her cotton socks and I want to eat tomorrow.)
| Mike Hudson wrote: | Clivicus, glad to hear that you have dropped two dress sizes, does this mean you have restarted your Lap/Pole dancing at the 'Harlow Harlots HotSpot'? I take it that the loss of size means less strain on the elastic and that your clentele find it easier to place the odd note in your Borat Mankini. Is Marlene still doing her 'Tassel Twirling' whilst gyrating a Hula Hoop?
Unfortunately I have been forced to give up my Mr Blobby lookalike act, as I am more like him with a slow puncture. I reckon I lost about a stone and a half (don't do kilogrammes) but it went from everywhere but my belly, so now I look pregnant. There have been no stars in the sky, or Gyppos on Camels coming along the Hilderstone Level so I presume I am not 'Expectant', just a portly Git. I blame Shorep and Judd Goodwin, they led me (willingly) down the path of depravity and licentiousness.
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Mike Hudson
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Christmas in 'civvie street' this yearOy Brookes, the only people allowed to me 'Hudson' are Dewi Thomas, Shorep and 'Er, from 'Arlow.
A twin bedded computer room, my mind runs riot and I will leave others to theirs but couldn't you have made it a 'Double bedded' so you could have played with each others joysticks?
My apologies to the more sensitive but this is an adult site and I know the comment will be taken in the way it was intended. 
Pharticus Incontinentus the Dribbler
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marleneandgypo
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Re: Christmas in 'civvie street' this yearListen Hudson mate, it's a darn sight better than being christened Olive by some short sighted vicar. Mrs B almost wasn't when she received the christening certificate a couple of weeks before the wedding and found she was about to marry Olive Brooks and her beloved fiancee Clive was no more.
| Mike Hudson wrote: | Oy Brookes, the only people allowed to me 'Hudson' are Dewi Thomas, Shorep and 'Er, from 'Arlow.
A twin bedded computer room, my mind runs riot and I will leave others to theirs but couldn't you have made it a 'Double bedded' so you could have played with each others joysticks?
My apologies to the more sensitive but this is an adult site and I know the comment will be taken in the way it was intended.
Pharticus Incontinentus the Dribbler |
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Mike Hudson
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Christmas in 'civvie street' this year'Livvy my Harlow Harlot, I knew I had seen you before You were the shortsighted bird in 'On T' Buses. I had originally got you pegged as 'Blakey' - 'I 'ate you 'Udson' BUT now I see I was wrong. It was the lack of testicles (SPELL CHECK) ...... spectacles that threw me but now I see the resemblance. I presume you did a Brazilian on the 'Tache when you were shooting?
Ever so 'umble in the presence of a PERSONALITY, backing away in obeisance, touching me forelock - YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Old Phart Grey Grumpy and short of Breathe.
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marleneandgypo
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Re: Christmas in 'civvie street' this yearHimself is a bit poorly at the moment, his turn for the tummy bug he says, but maybe it is more having to fork out 144 smackeroos to get the car past the MOT, ouch that hurt as he peeled open his wallet which was stuck down with Araldite!
I think now he wears glasses is there is a close resemblance to Olive on the buses and come to think of it, he did used to have a 'friend' called Arfur who played the organ. Many was the Saturday night he went out with Arthur to help him with his organ. One night in London they even let me watch!
Mind you Arthur was a dab hand with that organ of his. I love steam trains, remind me of my early years travelling back and forth to Germany. They had a night at out Playhouse and like in the Brief Encounter years Arthur played his organ while they showed clips of films with steam trains in and the man who drove the Flying Dutchman gave a talk. It was most excellent.
Next month my Finnish friend Sini and I are going to London to se the new version of Brief Encounter mixing play with black and white film and taking us back to years gone by.
Marlene
| Mike Hudson wrote: | 'Livvy my Harlow Harlot, I knew I had seen you before You were the shortsighted bird in 'On T' Buses. I had originally got you pegged as 'Blakey' - 'I 'ate you 'Udson' BUT now I see I was wrong. It was the lack of testicles (SPELL CHECK) ...... spectacles that threw me but now I see the resemblance. I presume you did a Brazilian on the 'Tache when you were shooting?
Ever so 'umble in the presence of a PERSONALITY, backing away in obeisance, touching me forelock - YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old Phart Grey Grumpy and short of Breathe. |
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Mike Hudson
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Christmas in Civvie Street This YearDear God, a Psychologist would have a field day with that missive. Loves playing with his friends organ (at least you didn't say it wa a Giant Wurlitzer). Trains and tunnels, brief encounters, friends called Sinni.
When I was a lad of an innocent age I LOVED to go train spotting and NEVER found it boring, bear in mind this was the age of steam. I cannot recall, however the Flying Dutchman as a Chuff Chuff: Ship, Opera, yes but train I show my ignorance.
How I loved those thrusting pistons and seeing the Wurlitzer rising up brought tears to my eyes.
Now Mo has a girl friend named Sinni,
Who is not a Lap Lass but a Finni,
In a gold spangled thong,
She'll sing you a song,
But then depart hence in a Mini
But Mo is a lass for the money
And goes by the name of 'Sweet Honey'.
She'll bump and she'll grind
And never will mind,
If you pay her by Visa or money.
She had used to work for the NAAFI,
That's in Langeleben and not for Ghadaffi,
For a Siggy named Clive,
She once took a dive,
Just like a duck, she's not Daffy
(You try to get words to rhyme with that lit)
Luv ya babes, hope Clivicus soon has his Mighty Wurlitzer working on full power
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marleneandgypo
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Re: Christmas in Civvie Street This YearHelp! I have been overtook by continentals. What with the beloved missus and now Sini who just landed in with her long blonde hair blowing in the wind, what's a man to do?
Thank goodness they are in London all day tomorrow, give me time to draw breath.
| Mike Hudson wrote: | Dear God, a Psychologist would have a field day with that missive. Loves playing with his friends organ (at least you didn't say it wa a Giant Wurlitzer). Trains and tunnels, brief encounters, friends called Sinni.
Now Mo has a girl friend named Sinni,
Who is not a Lap Lass but a Finni,
In a gold spangled thong,
She'll sing you a song,
But then depart hence in a Mini
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Mike Hudson
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Christmas in 'civvie street' this yearBlood Hell Clivicus, what a question to ask, 'What's a man to do'? Lie back and think of whatever' but not Robbie McAllum's plimsolls, or his feet come to that. There are possibly things inbetween those toes that a man of your tender years and stomach should never see!
Shorep has (been) volunteered, by me, to take your place if it all gets too much. His starter motor is playing up but with a bit of lubrication and a bump start he usually gets full revs. His big end is also on its last legs but still has a bit of life in it.
Listen fella, at the mention of 'Long Blonde Hair, flowing and Comeley Lasses, he's like Chity Chitty Bang Bang meets Herbie, unbelievable.
Just keep him off the Rum, he drinks Lemon Hart, Whisky makes him Friskey, Gin makes him Sin(ni), Brandy makes him Randy but Lemon Hart makes him play the Trumpet Voluntary.
If you see an old wreck, that's Shorep, not his car, chugging up the M11, with The Wabash Cannonball blasting out on a wind up Dansette, lock up your silver and ow't else that's valuable, The Boy is back in Town.
Good luck and treat him gently, or is it genitally, I did hear a rumour but that's another story.
Now sit's back and awaits flack from The Winnersh Triangle - OFG&G 
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